Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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