Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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