Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
BRING THE BAGELS
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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