Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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