***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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