these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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