so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??