I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...