did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I am mentally ready for anal.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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