You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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