My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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