i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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