You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents