no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable