I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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