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I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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