I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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