hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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