This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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