when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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