what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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