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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you

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(203): View more from Connecticut

hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

It was like doing yoga with his dick in me

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(334): View more from Alabama

Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?

(1-334): View more from Alabama

You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"

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(972): View more from Texas

oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.

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(647): View more from Ontario

A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.

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(410): View more from Maryland

And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.

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