Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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