It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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