she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My dick has a subreddit
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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