I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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