Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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