I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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