it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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