my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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