Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if only i could text you this smell
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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