New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
it glows. i had to have it.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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