i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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