Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
handjob tips. give me some.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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