Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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