I look better un-naked...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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