So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
he shaved USA in his pubs
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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