Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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