i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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