just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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