the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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