You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
