In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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