we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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