when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
