dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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