Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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