I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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