The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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