what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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