Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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