sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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