we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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