Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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