Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
