it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
