he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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