Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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