I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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