Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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