Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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